Welcome to spephon

If you see this page, the nginx web server is successfully installed and working.

(finally)

Oracle: had to chat with support to even make my account, then had to contact support again when instance provisioning failed. Second guy told me "yeah there's nothing I can do, takes 3 hours for your account to be fully provisioned lol, after that it should work"

Linode (well it's Akamai now): make account, try to find $100 promocode, it's expired. Offer is still available but you need to use a referral link. Which doesn't work because I've already made the account. Put a beg in the support inbox, give up for now.

AWS: just works. ec2 up in seconds. what's new. why didn't I just do this first...

For online documentation and support please refer to nginx.org.
Commercial support is available at nginx.com.

Thank you for using nginx.

(also Kate is cute)